|Likes: Large, long-haired, tattooed men, The Undertaker (is that redundant?), Art by R. Crumb, M.C. Escher and Bosch (his portrayals of Hell), Art Deco, silent movies, old books and furniture, claw-foot bathtubs, stringed instruments and pianos made before 1920, old sheet music, especially ragtime, cemetaries, large dogs, Harleys, unusual tattoos, blizzards, sub-zero temperatures, forrests, vintage clothing, earrings, bracelets, gargoyles, unusual statues and fountains, stained glass
windows, houses with 12 foot ceilings, ECW and WWF.|
Don't like: Self-righteous ex-smokers, people who put themselves down, whiners, people who stare at me, "cutesy" figurines (I just wanna go into a store that sells it, armed with a sledgehammer!), people who talk (loudly and continuously) in movie theaters, salesclerks who "hover" when I just want to look, bull-shitters, censorship, hot weather, 400 pound women who dress like they're 100 pounds, artificial flowers, men who douse themselves with cheap cologne, "cutesy" e-mails (if it ain't informative, funny or disgusting, don't send it!), people who cough or
sneeze in my face, telemarketers.