Occupation: Beer drinker, Ninja |
Education: Way too much
Hometown: Austin, TX
Religion: Poor excuse for a Buddhist
Hi there. I’m Yunomi. I was born when dinosaurs ruled the earth, and have survived this long by stealth, guile, and an unnatural stubbornness. My favorite things are Undertaker, Kane, writing, beer, wrestling, sex, tattoos, exotic food, beer,
dinosaurs, frightening small children, tattooed people, sex, comic books, wreaking
havoc, bitching, beer, arguing with Christians, single malt scotches, Jerry Springer,
hallucinogens, watching Rock.Alt late at night on Austin Music Network (Those of you in
the Austin area-this show rocks!), scaring Yuppies, weight lifting, my tattoo artist, my
roommate, reptiles, dogs, parrots, and being obnoxious in the proper context.
I hate Yuppies, snotty people, rich people, children, cruelty to animals, beets,
pretentious people, cats, Jeff Jarrett, Rena Mero, network television, contemporary
country music, bad food, the Big Shit, uh, Show, being bored, not getting my drink when
I order it, frat boys and sorority girls out in the bars, cute bouncers who won’t flirt with
me, Whole Foods Market, homophobes, born againers, 12 steppers, judgemental
people, and asswipes in general (I decide).
My favorite kind of movies are adventure/fantasy/horror/samurai. (Kind of like my
writing!) My favorite authors are Shakespeare, Jim Harrison, and Truman Capote.
(Hey-read “In Cold Blood” and “Handmade Coffins”-you’ll see.) My favorite artists are
H.R. Giger, Simon Bisely, and Olivia. My favorite bands(right now) are Rob Zombie
and Type O-Negative. My favorite bands of all time are Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin,
Pink Floyd, and ZZ Top.
I haven’t explored the net enough to have favorite links besides Tribes of the
Moon and Brides of Kane. I do like Scoop This!, Verotik comics, Sabretooths crypt,
Undertaker/Kane sites, and tattoo sites.
Favorite quote: “Ah hate ever’body!” from my Lord Undertaker. My friends think
it’s mine, since I say it so much, but I stole it from Him. My own quote would be “I have
a very nice life, thank you. Maybe you should look into getting one.”