The Weekly Weak




Here's where I give my 'Weekly Weak' award to those deserving individuals that in general need to simply pull their heads out of their nether regions and GET CONSCIOUS! This is definitely not a compliment to be awarded this one. I welcome nominations of who everyone thinks should be awarded this each week, so send ideas to me at mod_kanike@yahoo.com. Put 'Weekly Weak' in the subject. This isn't JUST for wrestling. It's also for those jerks that pilfer from other sites, send stupid hate mail, or in general act like they have no sense. On to this week's lucky recipient!

True Loving Fans

I've been hearing things like this for some time now and it really pisses me off: Joe Wrestlingfan just LOVED fill-in-the-blank wrestler UNTIL they started being a bad guy, or didn't fight so much anymore, or whatever other things happens in the course of a wrestler's career.

I received this email from a fellow who calls himself FearFac321 on AOL. Here, in it's unedited entirety, is a shining example of the disloyal attitude of many wrestling fans I've talked to recently:

1st off Undertaker now. Sucks big time. Im sorry to say that. I used to be his biggest fan. I went all over the country to see him wrestle and other stuff. Until he went the Ministry route. Now he dosen't sit up like he used to. No urn. No nothing. I like the Undertaker when he was in the early 1990's now he is a shadow of his former self. Ive even started watching WCW cause of the Misfits. But they will be in WWF soon. But please don't hate me for pointing out Ut's short comings.

Sincerely Your's

(name withheld to protect the mentally challenged)

Well....OK. Undertaker was fine while he was keeping up his killer schedule just to entertain morons that think like this. Of course, that doesn't matter to the leagues of the terminally selfish now does it? Somehow, Undertaker, just like many of his other contemporaries, is supposed to stay young, healthy and perfect forever. Forget the fact that he's a human being and prone to that aging process thing, or that he's in a profession that just so happens to be pretty hard on the human body...just keep going EXACTLY like always!! The hell with that surgery stuff! Even if you have to crawl into the ring with your entrails streaming out behind you, the General Retarded Public wants you to PERFORM, Undertaker! Even though most of said General Retarded Public can't go to work or school if they have a hangnail, they sure expect you to slam yourself around no matter what!

Anyone who writes me letters like the above one, or IMs me with similar sentiments just plain EXPECTS TOO MUCH. Give your favorites a break. They have put their best out for you people all these years and as soon as something happens with them, you're ready to crap on them. Give Undertaker some respect. He deserves that for the time he's given.

I DID write Mr. FearFac there a response. Not a very nice one, and I expect him to write back with his ass in a rash whining about what an asshole I am, but I really could care less. His attitude and people with attitudes just like his are the ones that truly suck. They can stick it straight up their candy asses...and I don't even give a crap if they shine it up OR turn it sideways. Like I say on my main page, whatever email I get becomes mine, if I want to use it to illustrate a point...you know I damn well will. Congratulations, Mr. Wrestling Fan...you get my Weekly Weak award!

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Kanike

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